Last minute lassie

I'm now in a bit of panic/funk about spending time helping to man a table at the Womens Expo (or should that be womin - I'll let you know after the weekend). It was suggested I should bring brochures or something to hand out but I've only got business cards. I'm printing more of those as we speak but don't have any form of brochure, let alone a website that people could look at. Man, who would work for themselves and especially for such an inefficient boss? Thinking about maybe printing some magnets & a t-shirt to wear, but I'd have to go & buy the t-shirt. All this takes effort and organisation and I'd much rather just sloth around the office and then have a relaxing weekend.